please please please please please please please
  • A: Are you a virgin?
  • B: 3 biggest pet peeves
  • C: Celebrity crush?
  • D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
  • E: Do you smoke?
  • F: Do you drink?
  • G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
  • H: Longest relationship and with who?
  • I: 5 turn ons
  • J: 5 turn offs
  • K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
  • L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
  • M: What is your sexual orientation?
  • N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
  • O: Who are you crushing on right now?
  • P: Who is your bestfriend?
  • Q: Your guilty pleasure?
  • R: Who was your first kiss?
  • S: Do looks matter to you?
  • T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
  • U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
  • V: How far have you gone?
  • W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
  • X: Are you circumcised?
  • Y: Do you name your private parts?
  • Z: What are your three favorite blogs?

batsarequiet:

purebeachboho:

obstructed:

befittingfitness:

NO.

no no no no

NOOOOO :(

wtf is this shit !?

(via panda-face-mew)

Timestamp: 1369073856

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

reblog for the comment

Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. 

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

(via ienjoythingsthatarebadforme)

Timestamp: 1369053725

in the name of the lord we pray,

amen

(Source: hommos, via boobytouch)

Timestamp: 1368729933

imagine-dragonlords:

thewayweride:

If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. 

T H I S

If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. 

FINE. 

(Source: 50shadesofacceptance, via swallowcircles)

dismorphoph0bic:

dismorphoph0bic:

I have so many people ask me what a tattoo of the moon could possibly mean to me and it angers me so much. In 2 years I have gone from being the happiest person I have ever known, to somebody that felt unworthy of living, and I’m almost back to that happy girl again. Change. Everything changes. Family, friends, hobbies, interests, priorities, feelings. Everything. My parents went from being the light of my life, to the reason why I despised myself, and now I can’t go a day without telling them I love them. Whilst they aren’t always in my view, and they are constantly changing, they always end up they way they were in the beginning. So I could get this whole paragraph tattooed on my leg or I could get the phases of the moon. My tattoo is a reminder, it’s my sense of comfort, it’s my surety that in the end, everything will be okay.

So far I have, and will continue to, follow every person that reblogs this. I love you guys so much.

(via swallowcircles)

Timestamp: 1368653828